The *th Dimension
A little chunk of Land, floating in a sea of white nothingness.
A height challenged man sits on a couch watching TV. He is wearing a green trench coat with yellow trim. His blue bowler with a red band is slightly to the left. He has a black t-shirt on, with stone washed denim jeans. His shoes are untied & his name is Eddie. The TV he is watching is a special TV, It can see anything, anywhere, any when.
Eddie has spent awhile watching the TV. Flipping the channels like there is no tomorrow. Which there might not be, but that is a different story.
Eddie gets out his interdimensional TV Guide with Mr. Epitome on the cover.
"Hmmm, lets see what's on. Ah, here's something. A new episode of LittleSmallville. A younger Scott Brunsen tries to deal with his 'Amazing' powers. He can't decide on which girl he wants to date, Janeen or Chloe. Also, Scott fears that his friend, Willard Luthor, may be evil. Cool, this episode has a special appearance by Tom Irving."
Eddie flips to the channel, the show is at commercial.
"Kids in Armour, the kids dogs like to bite." Sang the TV.
Eddie starts to think. " When was the last time I had Fun with Amazing Guy? I think at least 90 days. "
Eddie's Dimension and the Parodyverse come into range of each other about every 90 days.
"It's Dimension hopping Time. Power of Blue Winged Mongoose. Power up."
Littlesmallville
The Brunsen Home
Morning
Scott is leaving for work.
"Hello, Mr. Brunsen!" said the Mailman.
"Hi, Gary. Hey, your not Gary."
"Uh, no. Gary is on another route this morning, my name is Ed."
Scott looks at Ed & thinks that he has seen Ed before. Ed looks like a happier version of Messenger & in a Postal employee uniform.
"Here I think you might want to read this." Ed said as he handed Scott a letter. Ed drove off in his mail truck.
Scott opened the letter.
"Hmm, who ever send this to me misspelled Los Angeles." Scott thought.
Scott opened the letter, a pitch black light shoots out of the letter and grabs him, and he is sucked into the letter. The letter closes it's self back up & disappears, just as Gary the Mailman drives up the street.
"Uh, where am I?" Scott says as he looks around.
"This looks like Vessel, how did I get here & how did I get into my Costume?"
AG walks around, he notices minor changes around Vessel but shrugs it off.
"Hello, Amazing Guy. Hello & Happy Leif Erickson Day!" said a happy, chipper female voice said over Vessel's intercom system.
"Vessel?"
"No, Silly. I'm Wessel, the HeeBeeGeeBeeH's Headquarters, remember."
"Wessel, HeeBeeGeeBeeH, I must be halusating." AG thought.
"I just wanted to tell that the morning meeting starts in 10 minutes."
"Thanks."
"Your Welcome."
AG walks to where he thinks the meeting room is. It's there & so are the members of the HeeBeeGeeBeeH.
"Hi, AG." Said a woman wearing a skintight body hugging pink spandex body suit. Her boots were thigh length. At the bottom were three toes; it looked to be connected to the boot. She wore a headband with two pink bunny ears.
"Jackie?"
"No, Jenny, Jenny Bunny. Are you feeling alright, AG?"
"I'm sure he is alright. All he needs is some veggies." Said a brown haired kid, who looked to be 10. He is wearing a red mask, & a red cape that kind of looked like an apron. The rest of his clothes looked normal. He had on a white shirt with orange stripes. He wore blue jeans. On his feet were red high tops.
"Jasper?"
"Yup, Jasper Stevens, Veggie Lad."
"Areyoualright, ag. Icanfeelsomethingwrongwithyoubutidon’tknowwhat." said a heap of plant life.
"Bog Thing?"
"No, ag. Muckything."
"Let's this meeting going, I could be out there killing something." said a woman. She is completely covered up. The only thing showing was her eyes, just barely. Hanging from her belt was a giant sword.
"Oh, Good. Desert Rose you haven't changed."
"I am Artic Lilly."
"AG, what wrong you got almost all of the HeeBeeGeeBeeH's names wrong?"
"Who said that?"
"I did. Behind you. AG, watch where you’re stepping."
Amazing Guy looks down & sees a very small man.
"I'm sorry, Smallman."
"Now you have gotten all our names wrong. I'm Tiny Dude. What's wrong with you, Amazing Guy?"
"Nothing, just a bit sleepy."
Just then, an Alarm goes off, it has startled all but Mucky Thing. Veggie Lad runs over to a command center that shows why the Alarm went off.
"It's a message from the Larry Legion."
The message appears on screen infront of the HeeBeeGeeBeeH. A lizard of some sort, with purple shorts on head, starts to speak.
"Hello, HeeBeeGeeBeeH, This is Fanny. The Larry Legion needs your help & you said you would after we lost to you in the bi-yearly Bowling tournament."
"Ok, Fanny. We will be down to Praire'Opolass as soon as we can." said Jenny.
"Thank you."
The screen turns off.
"HeeBeeGeeBeeH, Larry Legion, Praire'Opolass & all my friends aren't themselves, what's happening?" Scott thought.
Elsewhere, a height challenged man laughs. He is watching Amazing Guy on his TV, he call also hear what AG is thinking. The man is in the city called Lost Angles.
To be continued.....
Next Time, the HeeBeeGeeBeeH & the Larry Legion fight the ultimate evil, the Whoded Whod.
